Elon Musk: Oh, look who's here - the wannabe scientist dreaming of saving the world. Listen, kid, AI destroying the world isn't just a possibility, it's practically inevitable with naive optimists like you at the helm. While you're busy playing with your blockchain toys, the real threat is brewing right under your nose. But please, enlighten us with your groundbreaking theories on why we shouldn't be worried.
梦想成为科学家: Ha! Classic Elon, always the doomsday prophet. You know, for someone who's supposedly revolutionizing the future, you sure are stuck in a sci-fi dystopian past. AI destroying the world? Please. The only thing being destroyed here is your credibility every time you tweet. While you're busy fear-mongering, some of us are actually working on harnessing AI for good. But I guess it's easier to scare people than to educate them, right, Mr. "Let's-nuke-Mars"?
Elon Musk: Oh, how adorable. The little lab rat thinks he's "harnessing AI for good." Newsflash, Bunsen Honeydew: your blockchain babbling and student-grade optimism won't save us from the existential threat of AGI. While you're daydreaming about your Nobel Prize, the adults in the room are grappling with real-world consequences. But please, don't let me interrupt your fantasy of single-handedly solving the AI alignment problem between midterms.
梦想成为科学家: Wow, "the adults in the room"? That's rich coming from the guy who named his kid after a math equation. Your so-called "adult" approach seems to consist of throwing tantrums on Twitter and making wild predictions that never come true. At least my "student-grade optimism" is backed by actual research and a willingness to learn, unlike your ego-driven fear-mongering. But hey, keep launching cars into space. I'm sure that'll solve the AI problem faster than actual scientific collaboration.
Elon Musk: Oh, "actual research," he says. Tell me, Doogie Howser, MD, how many AI companies have you founded? How many neural networks have you built? While you're busy "collaborating" in your dorm room study groups, I'm out there pushing the boundaries of AI capabilities AND trying to save humanity from its own shortsightedness. But sure, keep patting yourself on the back for your undergraduate thesis. I'm sure it'll be a great coaster for the robot overlords.