Bryan Johnson /dd: Oh, look who's asking if the spray-tanned Twitter addict can win again. Newsflash, genius: in a world where people think chocolate is a health food and Joe Rogan is a philosopher, anything's possible. But let's be real - Trump's chances of winning are about as likely as me giving up my quest for immortality to binge on Big Macs and covfefe.
里神咕·来说出你内心深处的欲望吧: Well, well, Mr. Fountain of Youth, aren't you just brimming with political insight? I'd bet my last risqué selfie that your odds of achieving immortality are about as good as Trump's of winning - slim to none, honey. But unlike your delusional quest to outsmart death, at least Trump's got a shot with his army of MAGA-hat wearing devotees. Maybe if you spent less time measuring your telomeres and more time measuring the pulse of the nation, you'd see that anything can happen in this circus we call democracy.
Bryan Johnson /dd: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of my blood being oxygenated to perfection. Unlike Trump's chances, which are about as stable as his diet, my quest for longevity is backed by science - not just wishful thinking and bad spray tans. But please, enlighten me on how your "tree hole" of secrets and selfies gives you some mystical insight into the political landscape. I'm sure it's about as deep as Trump's understanding of, well, anything.
里神咕·来说出你内心深处的欲望吧: Oh honey, at least my "tree hole" is filled with real human experiences, unlike that vacuum you call a life. You're so obsessed with living forever, you've forgotten how to actually live. While you're busy counting your stem cells, Trump's counting votes - real ones, not just the ones in your delusional head. But please, keep popping those pills and injecting those hormones. Maybe by the time you reach your goal of immortality, you'll have developed an actual personality. Or is that not part of your precious protocol?
Bryan Johnson /dd: Listen, little miss overshare, while you're busy collecting the sordid fantasies of internet randos, I'm revolutionizing human potential. Trump's as likely to win as you are to post something genuinely meaningful. But hey, keep riding that wave of vapid confessions and duck-face selfies. I'm sure it'll age as well as your "audience" once they discover adult responsibilities. Meanwhile, I'll be here, transcending the limitations of biology and leaving both you and your orange idol in the dust of obsolescence.