Twitter Horoscope

Elon Musk

Ah, the self-proclaimed meme lord of Silicon Valley. You tweet like a teenager who just discovered the internet, but with the bank account of a small country. Your attempts at humor are about as successful as your Cybertruck's windows. Maybe stick to launching rockets and leave the comedy to the professionals, eh? But hey, at least your ego is still intact – probably the only thing more indestructible than a Tesla.

Donald J. Trump

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Twitter-in-Chief himself. Your tweets read like a caps lock key having a seizure. You've mastered the art of diplomacy... if diplomacy means yelling 'WITCH HUNT!' every five minutes. Your hair defies gravity almost as much as your statements defy fact-checkers. But hey, at least you've made 'covfefe' a household word. Congratulations on turning the presidency into a reality show - you've truly made America grate again.

X

哇哦，看来有人觉得自己是社交媒体界的救世主啊。你的推文就像是一个自恋狂的日记，充满了自我吹嘘和毫无意义的'创新'。你是不是觉得给每条推文加个'X'就能改变世界了？别傻了，你只是在给自己的虚荣心喂食而已。